Jimmy Kimmel Roasts Donald Trump: Why He's Basically an Infant (2026)

In a humorous yet pointed critique, Jimmy Kimmel took aim at Donald Trump during his show on Tuesday night, particularly focusing on the president's upcoming plans to host UFC fights on the White House lawn next year. This event is intended to celebrate America’s 250th anniversary and will also mark Trump's milestone 80th birthday.

Kimmel made a bold statement that resonated with many viewers, suggesting that the underlying reason for these fight events is that Trump behaves like a child, and he’s treated as if he were three years old.

With a playful tone, Kimmel elaborated on what he sees as Trump’s childish qualities: "He craves attention, which is why they allow him to hold a press conference every day. He seeks instant gratification, hence the infamous Diet Coke button. He receives constant accolades for minimal achievement—"Oh look, you did so well! You’re so big! Your MRI results are perfect!" He often takes naps during meetings, enjoys McDonald’s meals, and indulges in ice cream every night after dinner. Kimmel humorously noted that Trump likes to use a Sharpie inappropriately, insists on hearing the same two songs repeatedly, and even alluded to the idea that he might still be wearing diapers.

Reiterating his playful assertion, Kimmel quipped, "He’s essentially three years old. If only we could redirect his viewing habits from Newsmax to CoComelon, I think we’d have a solution to our problems."

To see the full monologue, click here to watch.

Jimmy Kimmel Roasts Donald Trump: Why He's Basically an Infant (2026)
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